When you decide to have a delicious dinner at a nice restaurant, all you really want is to have some really great food and do not spend millions on it. Scroll down to see these hilarious servings yourself! And if enjoy looking at these extravagant food servings as much as we do, make sure you check our previous post about it.
It's one of those Twitter threads you can spend the afternoon on. Recently, writer/editor @cottoncandaddy told her 100K followers about her date who was so clueless in the kitchen, he couldn't have cooked even if he was starving. Her tweet immediately went viral and has already accumulated nearly 290K likes.
However, the best part isn't the reactions. It's the cooking fails in the comments. People have been telling stories about the worst food fails they've encountered and they're hilarious.
From mistaking every ingredient in the fridge to not being able to follow basic instructions, these poor folks' attempts at cooking food will make you feel like a Michelin-star chef. We Want Platesis a community of both regular people and dedicated foodies who are joining their forces to make restaurants serve food on actual plates, not on bits of wood and roof tiles. To do so, they are shaming all the ridiculous food presentations they are receiving online, and their crusade has made them quite famous.
Prepare your stomachs, dear Readers, for Bored Panda has baked up a feast of the most incredible cooking fails for you to enjoy. Upvote your fave pics and leave a comment about the times you messed up while cooking. Psst.We've got more epic cooking fails for you to taste right here, here, and here. Remember to chew well and take your time. Patience and focus have a lot to do with success in the kitchen (and in life, but that's another story).
If you're distracted or running around like a headless chicken then odds are, you'll make a ton of mistakes. Before you know it, your spaghetti's on fire. Or worse—it's fallen straight inside your shoes. These stomach-churning food fails showcase how very wrong people can go in the kitchen - from very burnt sourdough to instant noodles bizarrely teamed with a banana. Bored Panda collated the amusing gallery of photographs illustrating some of the worst mealtime disasters from around the world. Every single person has at least a certain craft they are good at.
On the contrary, there are also skills that are not really meant for us to master. If you ever felt like you really love doing something but it doesn't seem to love you back, you'll surely relate to these people involved in these kitchen disasters. Below are photos of some hilarious cooking attempts that never turned out as they were expected. However, they might inspire you not to give up, knowing that there are a lot of people worst at the kitchen than you. We're pretty picky about how our food is packaged – choosing the wrong name, packaging color or logo can scare us away from a product. Cooking, like any skill, has nothing innately to do with one's gender or queerness/lack thereof.
I was raised in a somewhat traditional southern culture, but there was still a heavy emphasis on cooking from BOTH of my parents. I watched them and began helping them in the kitchen as soon as I was old enough to walk. I did not realize until much later that so many other kids, even in my own town, did not have the benefit of such education.
I'm not saying everyone needs to be a super chef, but the ability to cook basic meals for oneself is an invaluable life skill that everyone should learn. These stomach-churning food fails showcase how very wrong people can go in the kitchen - such as making a very burnt sourdough . I'm starting to understand why people have always called me an excellent cook. Some of these are just cringe-worthy. You have to use the right ingredients.
There's a reason that professionals get paid a lot to make food. Amateur chefs have shared some of their most disastrous cooking fails to date - and it doesn't look like they'll be awarded any Michelin stars any time soon. Browsing through Pinterest ideas on any topic can give you the false sense that these seemingly easy DIY projects are absolutely doable at home without any prior experience at crafts. Well, that is until you try and actually do them yourself - cue for frustration, sweating, and swearing. It turns out that the Haloween snacks that you've picked from the Pinterest galore aren't so doable, and the result is eligible for funny fails crown. ' It wasn't a big meal — he'd fallen for all this style-over-content hipster gastropub nonsense.
I searched Twitter for an account which would allow me to vent my spleen with like-minded people, but found nothing. Four years later we have over 150,000 followers on Twitter, and three quarters of a million across all social media platforms." From eating spaghetti off the fricking table to receiving your starter in a sink, continue scrolling to check out the newest batch of Gordon Ramsay's nightmares.
The two go together like dogs and Snapchat. However, one account has set out to challenge this relationship. Instead of focusing on perfect compositions and delightful colors, Cooking For Bae is sharing some of the most unInstagrammable photos ever.
From chitterling tacos to a pile of burnt ash, you might feel like a Michelin-starred chef just by looking at these struggle plates. They come with hilarious captions as well. The "Masak Apa Tak Jadi Hari Ni" Facebook group, which loosely translates to "What Booboo Did You Cook Today," is dedicated to the most epic cooking fails you could think of. Since Malaysia implemented a movement control order on the 18th of March, the group has been gaining a cult-like following. More than a million people have joined the community in a week since its launch on April 14. My husband never learned to cook anything from scratch growing up.
Everything came out of a box or a can. He once told me him and his friends made pizza crust, but had no cheese for it so they used crushed up Cheez-its. Now, I beg him to make lasagna because it turns out perfect every time.
Many of these women didn't know how to cook until someone showed them how. All you have to do is have a little patience, teach them and they will get it. Kudos to the guys that at least tried, bless their hearts. That way, you can avoid slip ups, blunders, and setting your entire kitchen aflame. Even cavemen and barbarians were able to cook things well. But even with the help of modern technology, we sometimes end up absolutely butchering our meals and making mega cooking fails.
Some people are born with a great talent for cooking; others, well, they're glad about the invention of pre-made meals. And even those who are clearly not meant to be the five star home chefs tries their hand at cooking at least once in a while. And while their attempts make them wish for pizza delivery, the funny fails surely makes us laugh. We have sent an email to the address you provided with an activation link.
Check your inbox, and click on the link to activate your account. If you thought this was funny, you'll love these other hilarious what do you call jokes. We had to start off this collection of bad jokes with one of the oldest knock-knock jokes in the book. Some bad jokes only deserve eye rolls and groans. But somehow, these manage to still be funny. The consistency of a lot of fast food items isn't great.
Just check out this supposed breakfast burrito. It looks more like a folded cheese tortilla than it does a burrito. This cheeseburger was purchased from the streets of Manila, Philippines. The cook attempted to trick the customer by placing a small sliver of cheese on the edge of the bun.
It's a pretty hilarious cost-cutting measure. The chocolate is supposed to be applied to the vanilla ice cream. At least, that's what the image on the package shows. Yet, the reality is that it's part of the cone that is covered. As We Want Plates continues to grow, McGinnes said the worst food serving he has ever encountered was when he got a piece of cake on a table tennis bat in Barcelona around 2008. "It still gives me sleepless nights," he said.
The competition in the restaurant industry is brutal. So, it's only natural that establishments want to offer people something the joint down the street still doesn't have on its menu. But if the sole purpose of standing out is simply to stand, it can quickly lead to something hilarious. Our gastronomic geniuses and illusion-lovers here at Bored Panda have cooked up for you this delicious list of photos of various things that look just like food.
From soap that looks like chocolate to mushrooms that look like fried eggs (and make us yearn for a good old English breakfast so badly, it's ridiculous). Oops, wish I could edit the post so the title isn't so long. Please excuse the mess, I am a messy cook. Oh and I overcooked the meringues coz I forgot to take into account of having the oven on fan forced. In these times of political uncertainty, changing weather patterns, and growing global insecurity, it's good to know that one thing you can always rely on in this increasingly crazy world is food.
Because as you can see from the pictures below, you can't even trust that anymore. Compiled by Bored Panda, the list contains some truly shocking examples of how food continues to betray us hungry humans on a daily basis. No wonder we don't know who or what to believe anymore! Don't forget to vote for the most outrageous offender.
Some of these are translation fails – we can only hope that that Chinese food company isn't selling shredded children and that it was actually a funny fail. Others, like the British faggots in sauce, seem odd only because modern slang has re-appropriated their names. Some, like the Australian Gaytime ice cream, have even embraced their funny names. I love to cook for people who enjoy the meal and if they're happy, I am happy. So I like to cook for my bf from time to time. Below, Bored Panda has put together a list of hipster restaurants that went way too far with food serving.
From serving food in a shoe to serving coffee in a carrot - some of these "hipster" ideas are so ridiculous, it's hilarious! Keep on scrolling to take a look and don't forget to vote for your favorites. Rokas is a writer at Bored Panda with a BA in Communication. After working for a sculptor, he fell in love with visual storytelling and enjoys covering everything from TV shows (any Sopranos fans out there?) to photography.
Throughout his years in Bored Panda, over 235 million people have read the posts he's written, which is probably more than he could count to. Now that you've got the good stuff, another life hack is to use your hands. "Hands are extremely sensitive and sophisticated cooking tools," the experts said. The next kitchen hack is to start your dishes with the best ingredients you can get. For example, imported Parmigiano-Reggiano is way better than domestic parmesan. In fact, you can hardly compare the two.
Or if you're baking a cake, premium chocolate makes all the difference and fresh homemade breadcrumbs are superior to packaged crumbs by miles. There must be a particular star alignment in the sky that sometimes makes us want to whip of something exclusive in the kitchen – and hope that all, in fact, is going to go well! And to meet this urgent surge of inspiration, we have endless Pinterest resources, giving us just the most beautiful and, more importantly, simple looking food ideas.
After we're lured into believing that these amazing looking dishes are effortlessly made in just 3 or 4 steps – that's where all the fun begins. My mom used to say that I knew how to cook better than most of the grown women she knew by the time I was 7. Then I grew up and saw the things/way most people cooked. I feel so bad for people and how they were never taught what to do.
Šarūnė is a List Curator here at Bored Panda with a BA in Communication. Before BP, she traveled quite a bit and now could tell you some interesting stories about Alaskan black bears or how to survive +35°C while hiking in the Portuguese mountains. Later, she worked as a freelance copywriter for a travel agency until one day, she just became a bored panda.
Now, Šarūnė can easily create a list of "30 Reasons Why Dogs Are Better Than Cats". Maybe you want to make up to your partner for something stupid you've done or maybe you're bored. It doesn't matter, you've found the perfect recipe and you're willing to commit the whole evening to making it a reality. Problem is, nothing is as deceiving as a recipe. Not even those icebergs that threatened the Titanic.
I mean, that lasagna may look pretty in the pictures and the steps may sound so simple, anyone could do it but it couldn't be further from the truth. That, however, was enough to fool you and now you're as oblivious as the ship's captain, heading towards a disaster. Check out these 20 food jokes anyone will find funny. If you thought that was funny, you'll love these work from home jokes. Think you're funnier than the president? Here are the funniest jokes told by 23 U.S. presidents.
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